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Yikes... [12 Nov 2007|02:17pm]

[ mood | bored ]

Did anyone else forget they had a livejournal?

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HOLY SHIT a post in 156 questions. [05 Jul 2005|10:19pm]

These are questions taken from an ACTUAL harvey mudd roommate matching form. Who knew math-nerds had this depth of hilarity.

1. Construct two (nifty) sentences using some of the following words:Tangy-n-delicious, saddle shoes, mirror warmer, passion pit, wuckadoo, homeomorphic, hand jive, node, pulchritudinous, the Reds, royal shaft, non-destructive frequency characteristic analysis, “Shoot low, they’re riding Shetlands,” seppuku, muff, masticate, biff, Goicochea, “Penguin!”

2. If your life was a breakfast cereal what would it be called and why?

3. What do you wear underneath your poodle skirt / tight jeans and why? (boxers, briefs, thong, commando, etc…)

4. What is a Velji Bear’s only weakness?

5. If you could have a jumpin’ 50’s hangout place named after your life, what would it be called and why?

6. Describe the first time you _________ and were horribly embarrassed.
(Fill in the blank, and answer the question.)

7. Why did you never make it to the sock hop in 11th grade?

8. Name three items you’d take with you into the passion pit, and why?

9. Describe (briefly) your plan to remove Sputnik from orbit.

10. Do you have any medical (or amusing) condition that limits your physical activity?
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Eh ... Sorry? [20 Oct 2004|11:48am]

[ mood | amused ]

I know this is lame, and has no real basis for discussion, but the first part of my question is:

In Final Fantasy X-2, Wakka and Lulu have a child. If you get the perfect ending in Besaid, Wakka names the child. What is the child's name?

And, my real batches of questions:

Do you think you will have any children in your lifetime?
Have you ever thought about what you would name them? If so, what and why?

Have fun! ^_^

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[04 Oct 2004|03:13pm]

Am I not Eric Clapton?
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A question of ownership [04 Oct 2004|02:19pm]

Is it possible to to own something intrinsically?

Or is ownership a non-intrinsic quality?

Are any of our Lockean natural rights intrinsic? I think not. If that's so, why do we bother?
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[03 Oct 2004|01:54am]

[ mood | contemplative ]

Why is it assumed that family members are loved ones?

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[01 Oct 2004|09:50pm]

How often do you watch a movie that sends you through an emotional rollercoaster?
Do you think it's good/neccisary?
What movies do it for you, if any?
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[02 Sep 2004|12:25pm]

Did you even notice that I was gone?
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KILL BILL QUIZ VOLUME II [24 Aug 2004|04:16pm]

1. Where would be your top three ideal places to fight to the death with your mortal arch-enemy? What manner of duel (expected (O-ren v. Bea) or unexpected (Vernita v. Bea) what would you and your opponent be armed with? If it is outside, what sort of weather?

2. Who would win in a fight between Pai Mei and ehe entire Deadly Viper Assassination Squad with help from Hattori Hanzo? No firearms are used. No poisoned fishheads. Hanzo san is armed with a Katana (or two, if that's his style)

3. If you had a viper codename, what would it be?

4. If there was a musical que for your character (IE, Gong, whistling 'twisted Nerve', or the Bride's "Ironside" ((weeee-waaaaaweeeewaaaaa)) what would it be?

5. If you were an established character of the Underworld of any nation (or two nations), what would said nation(s)/cit(y/ies) be, and what would be your "hideout/hangout" (I.E. Tokyo, Japan, House of Blue leaves)

6. What is your favorite common household object to use as a weapon which is not designed to be used as such. (I.E. Plunger, Aerosol Can,) no kitchen implements, as that was covered in the previous quiz.

7. How do you take your Coffee? Or do you drink something else?

8. What is your signature vehicle as an assassin? (Let's all drink to Vanessa's 'nondescript' car!)

9. What is your evil assassin cell phone ringtone? Do you even carry a Cell phone?

10. If you are eating in a Chinese resturant and get in a fight, do you use Chopsticks as a defensive or offensive weapon? Assuming you are fighting people armed with edge weapons, not guns.

11. What is your favorite way of disarming those who carry guns when you are armed with only pre-firearm weaponry?

12. Go Go Yubari asks you if you want to screw her. How do you respond to this no-win question?

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KILL BILL QUIZ, VOLUME I [21 Aug 2004|01:52pm]

1. You are in your kitchen washing dishes and the bride suddenly explodes through the window, Hanzo sword in hand, ready to kill you. Assuming you are an assassin of D.V.A.S. skill level, what kitchen utensil do you grab to defend yourself. (And, Sorry; no knives. That's toooo easy.)

2. Describe your ideal Katana: Color, designs, special markings, metals, silk cords, etc.

3. You've just entered a crowded titty bar where four of the people who 'fucked you over' are currently sitting getting lapdances. What do you yell as you pump them full of lead?

4. Assuming you have the 70's hipster chique (chic?) of Kill Bill, what would your signature outfit be as a member of the D.V.A.S.?

5. If you were lawfully wedded and mutually amicable with one member of the D.V.A.S., whom would it be? Sorry ladies for the lack of choices.

6. Is Bill the fucking man, or is Bill the fucking MAN?

7. If you were an ancient martial arts guru ala Pai Mei, what would your greatest and most powerful technique be called? (Criteria: Must include grossly large numbers and a good deal of animals doing unnatural things, I.G. "The 7 clawed electric dragon fist punch!) (No, sorry, it can't just be called "Chidori" or even have a name so succinct and cool as the english translation. Anybody who is interested in the English translation just ask...you won't be dissapointed.)

8. Is Elle not the most hateful bitch in all the land, or fucking WHAT?

9. Name your three favorite dirty, anti-Bushido ways of using (or abusing) a katana in or out of combat.

10. If you had to destroy something expensive in a fight and use a peice of pieces of it (Ala Yuen Wo Ping) to fight with, what would it be? (I.G.: Budd's TV Antennae, Budd's floor lamp)

11. What is the coldest religious shit you can think of to say to a motherfucker before you kill him?

12. Is Bill the man, or is Bill the fucking MAN!?

11. Who's the man?

14. What (do you think) the hell did my weird dream involving Panda Babies, Terrance and his dumbass (fictional dream people of course) roomates, and stabbing a murderous old italian lady who turned into a beautiful woman who I proceeded to decapitate with the family katana 2 or three times, mean?

16. Did you notice how screwed up the numbering was on this quiz?

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[16 Aug 2004|08:10pm]

Here's my question. I'm having troubles with this as well, but let me pose the question first:

For the rest of your time in school (for some High School, for others College), would you rather:

a) Work extremely hard, get wonderful grades, go far places, but never have deep emotional connections with the students around you and in your classes?


b) Have a great social life, tons of friends, but do average to poorly in school and go the mediocre working-man route in life?

To be honest, I'm trying to decide whether making friends here at UHS would be in any way beneficial to me, or if I should just play nice and rely on you lot for support. I want to see your opinions and what you would do if in this situation, or (if you know more about it) mine.

Any thoughts?
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Hsia, Hsia, Hsia [07 Aug 2004|12:11am]

You ever gotten that "not so fresh" feeling, except you lack the Genitalia required for that feeling to exist?

That's exactly how I felt this morning.

Well. Maybe not exactly.

Okay, not exactly at all. I had a headache and a backache, which has nothing to do with being "not so fresh".

Okay, fine! Fuck you!
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THE MORALITY QUIZ [29 Jul 2004|04:02pm]

[ mood | clean ]

Okay...here goes for an odd quiz. My answers will prolly be behind a cut somewhere.

Cory's Morality/Religion/Culture Quiz! Find out your moral ethnic and spiritual compass.

1. You are on top of a burning building. There is no help available and the only choices are
a. Jumping off to your death.
b. Waiting for smoke asphyxiation/burns to kill you.
What do you do?

2. You are forced to completely eradicate one species (no single-celled organisms, please) or organisms on earth. You do not have to worry about the logistics of doing so, only the choice of the species. What is it?

3. You/others you care about are starving. Employment is absolutely impossible. There are only two ways to provide. Do you steal to feed them? Would you kill (strangers) to feed them? Would you kill people you know to feed them?

4. You are in a nazi concentration camp. Eventual Survival is possible, you have very little strength left, but you have secured a peice of glass with which you could fight. You see a child being brutally beaten by a Gestapo. Would you attack/Kill the Gestapo at the risk of certain death?

5. You have impregnated/been impregnated by a child through no fault of your own but not in the bonds of marraige. The sex was consensual, your partner has agreed to do whatever you wish in concern to the unborn child, even marry you or help raise the child. The only consideration is the inconvenience of having an unexpected child. Do you/your partner undergo an abortion? (Gay/lesbian folks just try to emulate the situation as completely as possible)

6. Do you beleive Celibacy to be a good thing? Do you even beleive it possible?

7. In an inexplicable way, you are forced to choose one world religion, t to the exclusion of all others which all humanity will be born into/taught but not at all forced to follow for the rest of civilization as we know it. What is this religion or practice? Athiesm, agnosticism, etc. are all valid answers.

8. Humanity is wiped out except for three hundred individuals you have specifically chosen to progenerate the human race. It is decided that you are to choose two main cultures/traditions from which to base your new society's way of life and ethics, three cultures on which to base its art and music, two for its farming/food, and one place on earth in which to start this culture. No old cities remain, you will have to build a new one somewhere.


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*shifts eyes* This question has nothing to do with JRock! ... *shifts eyes* [20 Jun 2004|10:39pm]

[ mood | dorky ]

How much would you pay to do any of the following to the pictured musicians?

- molest
- stalk
- attack (as in an angry way)
- attempt to steal items of clothing for personal use (... *cough*) or to sell on Ebay?

If you refuse to use money, I'd like to see what kind of personal objects you would trade for any of the opportunities.

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yeah. woo. meh. [25 May 2004|02:37pm]

[ mood | blank ]

Okay, marissa asked me this the other day and I was pondering it.
Now, when a guy and a girl are best friends, they have no competition between them. They understand each other.
Can there ever be a relationship like that between two girls? Where there is no envy, jealousy, hatred, misunderstandings?
I thought it was worth pondering.

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[17 May 2004|04:14pm]

Gay marriage:
For or against?
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[10 May 2004|06:00pm]

Would you have sex with a chipmunk?

Do I have to answer that, I mean... seriously?
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Hmm. [27 Apr 2004|03:33pm]

[ mood | thoughtful ]

1. Do you usually remember your dreams?
2. If so, what do you dream about?
3. Do you sleep-walk? Where do you go?
4. Have you ever woken up wearing different clothes then when you went to sleep?
5. Can you answer your own questions?

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This one is a list. Get used to it. [18 Apr 2004|06:32pm]

[ mood | drained ]

1. What do you think of this lj?

2. What is your interpretation of the meaning of this livejournal

3. What Changes do you want to see/not see?

4. How do you feel about the lyric
"I want to feel you from the inside"
Deeper Depths? Raunchy Randyness? Silly Stupidity? Acute Alliteration?

3. How do you feel about the numeric system. I mean seriously why does 3 follow 2.

9. Have you seen Kill Bill II, if so why not?
(Lies such as, I dont like quentin tarantino, or Kill Bill I wasnt good, are not acceptable)

7. Was this post too long?

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Objects with corners are not my friends! [18 Apr 2004|01:45pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

Yay, It's my first question!

Today, during perusal of my yearbook from last year (aka 2002-2003), I was spurred to ask this question:

Why is Jeffy-san not pictured with the rest of the Juniors?

(And if you don't know the answer, just make up a fun little story for me to read. Everyone is gone and I'm terribly bored.)

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